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Great to see another Jersey guy truly telling it like it is. Big pharma Phil is a groomer who murdered thousands in nursing homes. He was barely re-elected through 3am vote dumps like sleepy joe. NJ has had the worst string of governors compared to any state over the past /0 years - Murphy, Christie, Corzine, McGreevey...

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Christie is an arrogant dick head

I was in Jersey when he was Guv

So I repeat, he’s an arrogant dick head

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It's important for a candidate to look "presidential." Christie...does not.

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May 31, 2023·edited May 31, 2023

Christie isn't in it to win it. Rather, like Haley and others, he hopes to say the kinds of things that donors want to hear (nobody cares that the voters can see through this crap) and then be duly rewarded for throwing his support to De Santis when the time is ripe.

Kamala Harris is the model here.

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He's like the Max Boot of politicians, has done nothing but blunder for 20 years and yet somehow is never in doubt about upcoming success.

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He is completely delusional, just like Mike Pence.

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What was the line in Animal House?

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life".

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Isn't it a bit early for a "Whale" sequel?

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May 31, 2023·edited May 31, 2023

"I think about how wrong it is to let mask-wearing divide us, especially as we now know you're twice as likely to get COVID-19 if you don't wear a mask." - Chris Christie

No one "knew" that "twice as likely" falsehood he spouted. Like everyone else of his ilk, he unthinkingly parroted the likes of Fauci and Birx. And that's par for the course for the majority of today's know-nothing politicians

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Anyone who remembers his "tell it like it is" schtick from 2016 remembers how badly he embarrassed himself with it. For someone who was supposed to have been a pretty decent US Attorney, he couldn't distinguish between Billy Bad Ass BS and actual honesty.

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So, Crispy Cream is going to throw his hat in the ring. For what purpose? He wasn't even

wearing a correct mouth diaper. They never worked anyway. Leftists aren't saying how

the masks are polluting the environment. Are they? It's just about your carbon footprint now :-(

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Great perspective Jordan.

I would say, his size, could be overlooked, if he had the accomplishments and track record of ethical political chops (how's that for an oxymoron), but he does not.

So to me his size, weight, health - parse it like you want - in the absence of a contributing disorder, screams, that this guy is irresponsible at best and lazy and apathetic at worst, where his person well being and life is concerned. Why in the world, would someone like that - care about you and your wellbeing (in all aspects) - if he has such a deep disregard for his own. It speak volumes.

He also appear to like being in the "cool kids club" and will tell it like it is, but then carry the "alpha cool kid" Jimmy's books for him - if he can sit at the lunch table, next to Jimmy. Chasing the spot light, means making sacrifices to your morals, integrity and responsibilities...and those sacrifices are always in the form of the constituent and their welfare (overall condition).

The most poignant observation though, is the real reason for his candidacy...money. This is the only way, he can raise the amount of money he will. It will be used for his benefit, but the value will be him donating what's left to the front runner, when he drops out, early. In this way, he buys his place at the table next to Jimmy and a nice juicy pork sandwich down the road, if Jimmy wins.

For all those who are sending in those campaign dollars, to their favorite politco caped crusader...wake up please...it is a UNIPARTY. You've seen proof over and over again. It's wrestling...they're all friends in the locker room...we are the idiots who think it's real...it's not folks.

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Chris Christie is the Ralph Kramden of politicians. Hope that’s not mean. At least Jackie Gleason was a great entertainer.

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Hi time passed the minute he put his arm around Obama following Hurricane Sandy and it’s been down hill from there.

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No sane American should ever support one of these two-faced, duplicitous, globalist-serving RINOS, and yet they still constitute the majority of the establishment GOP. It is way past time for a viable third party in the USA.

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All politicians embody what is wrong with modern politicians. Its all a big, fake crock of excrement and a massive con designed to distract and entertain while agendas just move forward.

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