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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

Great to see another Jersey guy truly telling it like it is. Big pharma Phil is a groomer who murdered thousands in nursing homes. He was barely re-elected through 3am vote dumps like sleepy joe. NJ has had the worst string of governors compared to any state over the past /0 years - Murphy, Christie, Corzine, McGreevey...

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MusicMan's avatar

Absolutely Positively 100% Correct 👍

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Could NOT agree with you more. Look up “political hack” in the dictionary and there’s a picture of Christie. I know anyone wanting to be president is arrogant, but how arrogant must you be to run with absolutely zero chance to win?

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Bandit's avatar

From half way across the country, been to NJ once in my entire life. Not impressed.

You don't have a lot to choose from there. Just like we don't have much to choose from here.

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mary-lou's avatar

Christie's a disgrace. Doug Collins' view that a Chris Christie presidential run will provide cover for Ron DeSantis to attack Donald Trump makes sense (Christie's large enough to cover anyone, anyhow) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLgXhJdtX7c&t=2s

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Pangolin Chow Mein's avatar

DeSantis embraced Berenson’s Covid disinformation and killed 7 times as many Americans as Osama Bin Laden…all praise to Allah!!

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MusicMan's avatar

Christie is an arrogant dick head

I was in Jersey when he was Guv

So I repeat, he’s an arrogant dick head

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Et's Cinema PsychoMasonica's avatar

Did you ever see how he totally whored himself out pushing the vaxxes during 2021 on FOX News? I would never watch 666 News but my aged father watches it and I see about enough. A real whore would need some kind of surgery to spread their legs as wide as he did! He was on there several times a week during the rollout trumpeting how wonderful and safe it all was. I wanted to reach into the TV and throttle him.

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Carrie Price Cox's avatar

Without Tucker Carlson (and even Laura Ingraham now gone) on Fox News, Boomer Cons are left with limited hangout corporate RNC Inc cafeteria food.

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Brad's avatar

It's important for a candidate to look "presidential." Christie...does not.

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Jason's avatar

There was an overweight president before; William H Taft.

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Brad's avatar

Oh most definitely, it's just I think standards have changed.

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Jason's avatar

Very true, with TV and now Internet, image is important.

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Feral Finster's avatar

Christie isn't in it to win it. Rather, like Haley and others, he hopes to say the kinds of things that donors want to hear (nobody cares that the voters can see through this crap) and then be duly rewarded for throwing his support to De Santis when the time is ripe.

Kamala Harris is the model here.

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Carrie Price Cox's avatar

Christie really helped Trump in 2016. CC sure had it in for “the boy in the bubble” (Marco Rubio). Jordan nails the assholian morbidly obese former NJ Gov to a tee.

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Feral Finster's avatar

I suspect that Christie knew which way the wind was blowing in 2016, and wanted to make sure that the winning team owed him some favors.

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Barbelo of the Pleroma's avatar

He's like the Max Boot of politicians, has done nothing but blunder for 20 years and yet somehow is never in doubt about upcoming success.

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Lynn's avatar

Blubbering useful idiot.

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Linda Hagge's avatar

He is completely delusional, just like Mike Pence.

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The Green Hornet's avatar

What was the line in Animal House?

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life".

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Shan's avatar

That is one of my favorite movie lines of all time. 100% appropriate here.

“Knowledge is good.” -Faber College motto

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refusenick's avatar

Isn't it a bit early for a "Whale" sequel?

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Paul Ashley's avatar

"I think about how wrong it is to let mask-wearing divide us, especially as we now know you're twice as likely to get COVID-19 if you don't wear a mask." - Chris Christie

No one "knew" that "twice as likely" falsehood he spouted. Like everyone else of his ilk, he unthinkingly parroted the likes of Fauci and Birx. And that's par for the course for the majority of today's know-nothing politicians

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David "JC" Penny's avatar

Actually, the PHOs all knew the mask was BS. Fauci admitted it himself during an interview where he said his 'recommendations' [as opposed to the edicts he they were] would change behavior, not protect anyone directly. That's long been the thought process with the "experts," The fact that power hungry morons saw it as a way to rule [like Chrissey] is where it took a turn to tyranny.

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Pangolin Chow Mein's avatar

Masks worked to mitigate spread—it’s why North Carolina has a significantly lower Covid death rate than Georgia and South Carolina even though North Carolina has the older population than the 3 adjacent states.

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R Perry's avatar

Read the Cochrane report.

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Pangolin Chow Mein's avatar

We have reams of data in America that shows masks mitigated spread to some degree.

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Freedom Fox's avatar

PCM is a troll. Don't feed the trolls, they go away.

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Peter Nayland Kust's avatar

Anyone who remembers his "tell it like it is" schtick from 2016 remembers how badly he embarrassed himself with it. For someone who was supposed to have been a pretty decent US Attorney, he couldn't distinguish between Billy Bad Ass BS and actual honesty.

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Lynn's avatar

So, Crispy Cream is going to throw his hat in the ring. For what purpose? He wasn't even

wearing a correct mouth diaper. They never worked anyway. Leftists aren't saying how

the masks are polluting the environment. Are they? It's just about your carbon footprint now :-(

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Et's Cinema PsychoMasonica's avatar

The more Bozos that come into the Big Top the bigger the clown show will be. And that's all it is. Elections in this country haven't been real in a very long time.

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Lynn's avatar

You got that RIGHT.....

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MusicMan's avatar

If ever...

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Et's Cinema PsychoMasonica's avatar

So true but didn't want to go there. It always sends people into a tizzy on threads when you tell them the actual truth about how things always were, from day one and before. I have some ancestry from the "founders" and Jamestown Colony and know all about who those people actually were. I had people after me with knives out yesterday over this subject on another thread. Peace out.

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Bandit's avatar

Yeah, pollution doesn't matter. The only thing tgat matters is if you drive a real car.

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Connecting The Dots's avatar

Great perspective Jordan.

I would say, his size, could be overlooked, if he had the accomplishments and track record of ethical political chops (how's that for an oxymoron), but he does not.

So to me his size, weight, health - parse it like you want - in the absence of a contributing disorder, screams, that this guy is irresponsible at best and lazy and apathetic at worst, where his person well being and life is concerned. Why in the world, would someone like that - care about you and your wellbeing (in all aspects) - if he has such a deep disregard for his own. It speak volumes.

He also appear to like being in the "cool kids club" and will tell it like it is, but then carry the "alpha cool kid" Jimmy's books for him - if he can sit at the lunch table, next to Jimmy. Chasing the spot light, means making sacrifices to your morals, integrity and responsibilities...and those sacrifices are always in the form of the constituent and their welfare (overall condition).

The most poignant observation though, is the real reason for his candidacy...money. This is the only way, he can raise the amount of money he will. It will be used for his benefit, but the value will be him donating what's left to the front runner, when he drops out, early. In this way, he buys his place at the table next to Jimmy and a nice juicy pork sandwich down the road, if Jimmy wins.

For all those who are sending in those campaign dollars, to their favorite politco caped crusader...wake up please...it is a UNIPARTY. You've seen proof over and over again. It's wrestling...they're all friends in the locker room...we are the idiots who think it's real...it's not folks.

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Paul Ashley's avatar

"...if he had the accomplishments and track record of ethical political chops ..."

The only chops Christie has are pork chops. Lots and lots of them.

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Connecting The Dots's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dr Obvious (DoctorObvious)'s avatar

Chris Christie is the Ralph Kramden of politicians. Hope that’s not mean. At least Jackie Gleason was a great entertainer.

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Doreenvnc's avatar

Hi time passed the minute he put his arm around Obama following Hurricane Sandy and it’s been down hill from there.

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Weihan Xing's avatar

No sane American should ever support one of these two-faced, duplicitous, globalist-serving RINOS, and yet they still constitute the majority of the establishment GOP. It is way past time for a viable third party in the USA.

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Et's Cinema PsychoMasonica's avatar

All politicians embody what is wrong with modern politicians. Its all a big, fake crock of excrement and a massive con designed to distract and entertain while agendas just move forward.

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